Soo. Art has become a more important part of my life once again, so until further notice I'll probably be posting more often than usual.
This is not to say that I won't go on hiatus again in the near futue anyway... But hey, let's all enjoy this while it lasts.

... I didn't die. Really. :'D

So. Before I get started. It appears that I'm going to be posting a picture about once every three months. That's okay. It's still being a little more active than before.

So. This is stolen from Roxana's note on some site.

THE CANS :
can you blow a bubble? Um.. with what? XD
can you dance? NO!
can you do a cart wheel? I don't know. And I fear that trying might cause me to become severely injured (like playing a card game), so I'll venture a guess and say no.
can you tie a cherry stem inside your mouth? Never tried that before.
can you touch your toes? Um... yeah?
can you whistle? Sometimes.
can you wiggle your ears? No.
can you wiggle your nose? Involuntarily, yes.

THE DIDS :
did you ever get into a fist fight in school? No. EMBROIDERY CONTEST, jeez.
did you ever run away from home? No.
did you ever want to be a doctor? No, I didn't. Though I'm considering it now, since I have no idea what else to do.
did you ever want to be a fire fighter? Not at all.

THE DOS :
do you believe in god? I believe in _a_ God.
do you know how to swim ? Yes. Swimming = <3
do you like roller coasters ? YES! Though there aren't any roller coasters near here that I find thriling anymore. My total absorbment in watching the vertical accelerometer last time I went on Minebuster is a shining example of thaaat...
do you have a bike ? Yes. But it is, in a way, dying, perhaps.
do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows? No. I'm a very picky eater.

THE DOES :
does hair loss run through your family? I don't think so...
does your car get good gas mileage? No. Not at all. Piece of crap, that is.
does your family have family picnics ? No. We're a clan of vampires that never ventures outside in broad daylight, much less to eat <human food>.

THE HAVES :
have you ever been on a plane ? Yeah, often. And it kills my ears every time. >_>
have you ever asked someone out ? No. XD
have you ever been asked out by someone ? Kind of? It's complicated.
have you ever been to the ocean ? Yeah. And I got bitten by a FISH.
have you ever gone fishing ? Yeah. And I caught a RLYRLY tiny fish. It was cure. ^___^
have you ever painted your nails ? All the time! ^////^

THE HOWS :
how tall are you ? - I don't know. O.o I think it was 5'5?
how much money do you have on you right now? Does the phrase "I NEED A JOB" mean anything to you?

THE LASTS:
last person you hung out with? Sergei, watching the egg drop. (WOOO, ADAM WILKES! You show those grade 12s who's boss. )
last thing you said out loud ? WOOOOOOOOO! (I'm not joking. I actually yelled "WOOOO!" at the top of my lungs a few minutes ago. >___<
last thing someone said to you? "I hope you fail so badly that your physics exam undergoes projectile motion and lands right in the garbage bin. Then you can say 'Oooi, Doja! I can't finish my exam 'cause it threw itself out!'"

THE WHATS
what is the temperature outside? Iunno. 9000 degrees or so.
what radio station do you listen to? The classical music channel? >_<
what was the last restaurant you ate at ? I think it was boston pizza with the science club. We all simultaneously pulled out out calculators at the end to calculate an appropriate tip.
what was the last thing you bought ? A vase shaped like a head making this face: D:
what was the last thing you had to drink ? Lemon juice. With a little water in it.
what was the last thing on tv you watched ? The 400th Simpsons episode, that one time I went down to my granparents' house in Toronto JUST to take over their TV to watch this epic episode.

THE WHOS :
who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Some crazee ladee from florida with a thick accent. She said something about my mother, an e-mail, and kept repeating "WHO ARE YOU? "
Who is your current crush? Ummm... I'm not really sure? It's complicated, and I refuse to belive that I have one.
who was the last person you took a picture of? LOL Um.. this one might be a little embarrasing for the subject of those pictures.
who was the last person you said i love you to? To be honest, I don't remember. One of my friends.

CRYING SECTION
ever really cried your heart out ? Twice. The reasons for both of which are for me to know.
ever cried yourself to sleep ? A few times.
ever cried on your friend`s shoulder? No.
ever cried over the opposite sex? No.
do you cry when you get an injury ? Unless I'm mortally wounded, no.
do certain songs make you cry ? No.
are you a happy person ? Um... I unno.
what can make you happy ? Lots of things!
do you wish you were happier ? Sometimes. But then again, I couldn't stand to be bubbly and happy all the time.
is being happy overrated ? Depend on just <how> happy you mean...
can music make you happy ? The right song at the right time always makes me happy.

LOVE SECTION
how many times have you had your heart broken ? Once. By the first person who ever made me <really> cry.
have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them ? Difficult to say, unless such a situation were to arise.
has anyone besides your friends and family ever said " i love you " to you? Um... like random people on the street? No.

HATE SECTION
do you actually hate, anyone ? I do sometimes, but I get over it quickly.
ever made a hit list ? No, I wouldn't do that faaaar... *hidea paper*
have you ever been on a hit list ? I should hope not? XD
are you a mean bully ? Only to friends. Hear that? If I say I hate you, it means I love you.
do you hate george bush ? I don't really keep up with politics. At all.

SELF ESTEEM SECTIONl
is your self-esteem extremely low? Sometimes. My self-esteem levels have a standard deviation of 9000.
do you believe in yourself ? Sometimes. See above.
do you wish you can be someone else ? Not at all.

LOOK AT ME
what is your current hair color? Some weird red-orange-green-seven-lamp colour.
current piercings ? three in each ear.
have any tattoos ? Nope
hair straight or curly? Puffy and wavy. Unless there's an obscene amount of mousse in it, or it's straightened.

CURRENTLY WEARING
what shirt are you wearing ? A black tank.
pants ? Black jeans
shorts ? NEVAR.
shoes ? Leather shoes.
necklace ? not at the moment.

HAVE YOU EVER
kissed the same sex ? I'd assume so. I can't remember. XD
hugged someone ? Yeah.
been on the phone until the sun came up? Ew, phones.
laughed so hard you peed in your pants ? Um.. it's never gotten quite that far.
laughed so hard you cried ? Often. ^///^
got in a fight with someone ? A real fight, or one of those "I'm going to bitch at you for five hours, but I still love you, and we both know I'm joking" kind of fights?

THE LAST
person you talked to in person ? My father
person you talked to online ? LAWKER. Ohwait, never mind. The font was fixed. XD
person you talked to on the phone ? THAT CRAZEE LADEE I MENTIONED EARLIER.
time you had a shower ? Yesterday. Eeeewww, I need a shower.

RANDOM
what kind of shampoo do you use ? I unno. It changes often.
do you get along with your parents ? On the whole, yes.
do you have mental breakdowns ? No... I don't think. unless you count my frequent going CRAZEE, but that's just me venting the childishness that I ordinarily supress.
did you ever tell your parents you didn't feel good so you didn't have to go to school ? No.

CURRENT
current mood : PANIC MODE. 'Cause guess who has an exam tomorrow and she hasn't started studying and it's MIDNIGHT?
current music : Irina Shvedova - Belij Valis
current hair style : Hasn't been brushed in, like, three months? XD
current thing i ought to be doing : EXAM STUDYING FOR. LIFE HAS NO LONGER MEANING. IN A WAY, THIS IS PERHAPS TRUE. ETC. ETC. ETC.
Current windows open : Just DevArt... and MSNx9000.
current desktop picture: My lovely Klein bottle..
current boy/girl friend: Does a yearbook misprint/betrothal count? XD

1. What is your natural hair color?

Brown. Eww, how boring. I really would like to dye it red again. o^_^o

2. Where was your default picture taken?

What's a default picture? O.o

3. What's your middle name?

Maria

4. What's your current status?

Wanting to personally stab the picture of Dorian Gray. UGH. I don't know WHAT posessed me to write a three-page essay about Dorian when the assignment outline CLEARLY states "USE POINT FORM." *dies*

5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?

I don't have a crush at the moment. (Now boring! >_< )
But, to answer your question, no.

6. What is your current mood?

I feel like I was just vivisected by Marlon Brando's increasingly annoying voice.
I was in a delightful mood earlier, though. This is all Dorian Gray's fault.

7. What color underwear are you wearing?

Ummm.. *checks*
White. With purple spirals, and random grey and black circle-things.

8. What makes you happy?

Oscar Wilde. o^_^o
... but NOT Dorian Gray. >.<*

10. If you could go back in time, and change something what you would change?

Trust me, you DO NOT want me screwing with time travel.


11.If you must be one animal - what would you be?

If I HAD to be an animal? =__= 'Cause y'know.. I like being human.
Well, I'd be a TURTLE. No reason. Just a sudden caprice.

12. Ever had a near death experience?

That one time I nearly got myself run over by a car? XD

13. Something you do a lot?

Procrastinate (LOL I'm answering this quiz instead of writing several Essays about the picture of Dorian gray), play violent card games, watch Yu-gi-oh abridged, sing along -- BADLY -- with songs I randomly decide to play on loop, NOT photoshop.. there are a lot of things I do a lot.

14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?

One week. (OMFGSEVENSAYSSAMARAAAA! *dies*)
NoSRSLY. One week. By the Barenaked Ladies.

15. Who did you copy and paste this from?


16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?

I looked this up before, but I forget. O.o

17. When was the last time you cried?

August 30th, 2007. I don't really cry a lot.

18. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

Heavens, no, I would just die of embarrasment! >/////<

19. If you could have a super power what would it be?

Mmm... invisibility. It would make stalking people a LOT easier.
If not, the power to read minds. *more stalking* ^.^;;;
OR teleportation. THAT has so many practical uses.


20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

I don't notice anything about anyone until I've found out a little bit about his personality. Which is why I can't for the life of me describe the physical appearance of most people.
But after that, it's general facial structure, followed by hair colour, followed by eyes. ^////^

21. What do you usually order from Starbucks?

"Fuck Starbucks. Second Cup FTW."
HELLZ YEA.

22. What's your biggest secret?

I unno. I don't really keep secrets. (SRSLY, I don't bite. If you ask, chances are I'll answer -- except in certain cases. )

23. Favorite color?

Dark shades of red, beginning at crimson and up to and including black. (And don't any of you go telling me that there's no such thing as black. O_____< )

24. When was the last time you lied?

About half an hour ago, when I said "I'll get to this essay in a minute, really! "

25. Do you still watch kiddie movies or TV shows?

Well, I assure you that if I still had cable, I would.

27. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?

Really, really, RLY good cereal.
(And in reply to that "your mom" thing... YOUR MOM'S EASIER THAN FINDING A TRIVIAL PROOF! XXDD)

29. What's your favorite smell?

I.. don't think I have one. O.o

30. If you could describe your life in one word what would it be?

Interesting. That's a good word that can have different meanings in different contexts. o^_^o

31. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?

I unno. Probably today or yesterday. Nowait, it was definitely yesterday. And was followed by bragging about a flash light. Don't ask.

32. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?

LOLNO.
I wouldn't really want to, either. Rain just doesn't seem romantic to me. Granted, it can be <intimate>. Just not really in a romantic way. Don't ask, it makes sense in my head. .__.

33. What are you thinking about right now?

Dorian Gray. And SAMARA (Kay, I don't care, the ring was a SCARY movie. The rind 2 was just stupid, but I STILL think Samara's going to come out of my tap any day now. ). And that physics lab that's due a month ago. And that pop that's in my locker. And a certain someone who's been on my mind quite a bit lately. And these DARLING erasers that are beside my keyboard. And those math tests I'm going to fail.

... Soyeah. A lot of things.

34. What should you be doing?

That essay I've referred to repeatedly.

35. What was the last thing that made you upset/angry?

DORIAN GRAY.
I'm really glad I was able to use the term "petulant child" to describe him, though.
OH. And that violent card game I played at lunch. ... I really get into my games of crazy eights. SRSLY, there was table-hitting and profanity and DEATH THREATS, and LOUD, and EVERYONE STARING. XXDD

36. How often do you pray?

On occasion. To nobody in particular, and very rarely with any scope in mind.

37. Do you like working in the yard?

Not really. 'Cause I'm liable to land face-first in the mud, or get attacked by one of those protein-trees. .___.


38. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

Socialsecuritynumber.

39. Do you act differently around your crush?

I don't think there are any two people that I act the same towards. O.o
It seems terrible impersonal to act the same towards everybody, after all.

40. Name one song that reminds you of an ex?
Which one?

Um... *definitely doesn't have an ex* ^_^;;;


Aww, that's it? >__< I wanted to procrastinate more!

Kaywell, in the interest of procrastinating, I'm going to come up with excuses as to why I haven't posed anything in ages.
Um...
Um.....
It's 'cause my soul is being eaten by geometry and Dorian Gray!
*goes to cry in a corner*

O.o I've been.. not on DA for a while. (No, REALLY? =___= )

HOWEVER. I'ma actually make an effort to be active on this site now. I know, I've said I'd do that so many times. I mean it now, though!
(In fact, as a symbol of my intention to actually go on this site once in a while, I'll even LOOK for a new picture to post and/or a few to comment on. )

So.. yeah. I'm back. Again.
(At least until I get sidetracked again. )

P.S.
Hey, I just realized, one of my journals is titled "Becoming increasingly more inactive"... the word "more" in there is completely redundant!

P.P.S.
O.o
Most of my journals seem to have something to do with either
a) I'm going away from DA for a while or
b) I'm back (but only temporarily).
I'm noticing a pattern here.

P.P.P.S.
(The number of postscripts I'm using is getting kinda tacky.)
Wow. It's been over a year since I posted anything on this site! What a shocking realization.

</rant>

Yes. guilt-tripp'd me into spending time answering random questions. Stupid tagging... >.>

Naw, I love quizzes. Thank you much, sato~ !

And, so, it begins.



1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
o.h. u.h. mf o.h. u.h. , and a bunch of notes. As you might have guessed (prolly not, though), it's one of my mother's many music books. (Don't even ask... -_-)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
(forgot which one's left for a moment there) I can poke my wall!

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
A VERY impressively animated episode of Naruto.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is?
Mmm... 10:16?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
My, I was close! It is 10:18

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Random noises that my house makes to skare me. That, and the evil monkey in my closet.. and the ninjas under my bed.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
3:15. To walk home from school at a speed otherwise reserved for people posessed by demon snails.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
I... don't remember. I think it was random online quizzes.

9. What are you wearing?
Same thing I'm wearing now: just.. black. (<-- Why? To CELEBRATE friday the 13th~!)

10. Did you dream last night?
Yes. And it was absolutely terrifying. I'll never speak of it again. -_-

11. When did you last laugh?
A long time ago... I mean... today was a REALLY boring day. I've been doing schoolwork since 8 AM this morning. T.T

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Absoluetly NOTHING. WHITE PAINT!
And it drives everyone who visits insane: I live in a house whose walls are modelled after those in an asylum~!

13. Seen anything weird lately?
I... can't remember. O.o

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Eh? I don't know.. it's not something that will add to my 'memories to be repressed' pile, so I guess it's fine. O.o

15. What is the last film you saw?
Memoirs of a Geisha. It was AWSOME! Took out a lot of explicit scenes... O.o

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
DEATH NOTE! And anything related. And then some.
And then, more manga and anime, and the like. =^_^=

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
Mmm... That's for me to know.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Prolly go on a murderous rampage.

Or else something a tad more socailly redeeming. Depends on what mood I'm in, really (<-- i'm not bipolar, what're you talking about? O.o )

19. Do you like to dance?
NO.

20. George Bush:
Amuses me to no end. =^_^=

"It's hard to rule the free world,
But I'm doing the best I can"

"I tried to escape. Obviously, it didn't work."

"NEWS FLASH! Breaking news! Bush: one of the worst disaster to hit the US"

Aa, you anti-bush people make me giggle~

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
Eh.. I really don't know.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
Not sure. (NOT Bob. -_-)

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Possibly.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
We will simultaneously say: "YOU again?"

25. 5 people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
I'ma just pretend this question doesn't exist.. if you want to do it, feel free.